GregH Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 So, my spouse is always exposed to secondhand 6.0. She's been witness to all the frustrations and successes I've had while working on these beasts. She's given me a gift this year, and I'd like to share it with you. I give you the 12 days of a diesel guru's Christmas... Enjoy! On the first day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me A broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the second day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me A warranty R.O. And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the third day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. ON the fourth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the fifth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the sixth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the seventh day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the eighth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Eight freakin’ recalls, Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the ninth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Nine new TSBs, Eight freakin’ recalls, Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the tenth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Ten techs a cussin’, Nine new TSBs, Eight freakin’ recalls, Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the eleventh day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Eleven leaking D Rings, Ten techs a cussin’, Nine new TSBs, Eight freakin’ recalls, Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. On the twelfth day of Christmas, Ford Motor gave to me Twelve parts busted "in shipping," Eleven leaking D Rings, Ten techs a cussin’, Nine new TSBs, Eight freakin’ recalls, Only seven glow plugs, Six pissed off comebacks, F-I-I-I-V-E “O” RINGS! “Those parts are on back order…” “This HAS to go TODAY!” A warranty R.O., And a broken diesel, with a shiny key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 That's cool as hell. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rockon.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I promptly printed this out and hung it on the parts window for everyone to enjoy. I hope there's no copyright infringments. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Mutter Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I like that alot, I as well will hang that up at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ENCORE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony302600 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbup.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rockon.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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