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So we just got our 1st save the boobs mustang today. We were thinking that we should make a prostate cancer mustang that is white with brown racing strips and a finger in the mustangs rear. What do you guys think?????

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How about a "testicular F S/D" just hang one "tea bag" from the receiver.

 

Already been done. Here in NJ there have been quite a few Super Duty owners that took a pair of nylon stockings, cut off one of the legs and dropped two tennis balls into it. Then all you need to do is tie it up to the spare tire or the trailer hitch frame. Of course, if you are not the creative do-it-yourself type, there is always

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Here's some funny shit. It seems some state legislators have too much time on their hands...

 

Virginia considers truck testicle ban

Oklahoma all uptight about man bits

 

I like the pictures in the articles /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hahaha.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif

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Quoted by happy2btink

 

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Well, LAUGH PEOPLE!! Have you forgotten how? God, it feels good to laugh. LOL They're supposed to be FUNNY... LOL

 

That says it all....

 

This on the other hand says that the people we vote into office have no fuckin clue!!!!

 

As quoted....

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You shouldn't have to explain to your kids at a very young age what is on the vehicle. It's ridiculous to have something like that. Kids deserve the birds and bees speech at the right time not because of something someone else is doing down the road," said Representative Dorman.

 

Dorman or Dorkman???

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I thought the Super Duty already represented so many that are "challenged" in the "package" department...

 

I mean.... doesn't TDS stand for Tiny Dick Syndrome????

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Hmmmm, four inch, six inch, and eight inch cock pumps (lift kits) with fake nuts. Boy if that isn't compensation for a lack of something, Hugh? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scratchhead.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/icon_crazy.gif

 

I don't really care anyway. I just shake my head and laugh.

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Boobs is old school, the new school is HOOTERS

99 WORDS FOR BOOBS

Parody of Nena's "99 Luftballons"

Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

 

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND

Dr. Demento's #3 song of 2007!

 

 

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds

Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas

Sweater stretchers, lung protectors

Beach umbrellas, frost detectors

Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice

Jell-o molds and high-beam lights

Every day I probably use

99 words for boobs

 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys

Double lattes, Ode to Joys

Hooters, shooters, physics tutors

Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters

Double-WMD's

MRE's and PFD's

Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes

99 words for boobs

 

Gerber servers, holy grails

Whoopee cushions, humpback whales

Flying saucers, traffic stoppers

Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers

Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos

Soft-serve cones and armadillos

Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes

99 words for boobs

 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes

Strobes and probes and frontal lobes

Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers

Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs

Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs

Jogging partners, saline noobs

99 words for boobs

 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Rutabagas, Chi Omegas

Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas

Congo bongos, bowling pins

Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true

We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too

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Heh... I had a set of metal truck balls on my car for a while...

 

'xept mine is a sunfire...

 

It was kinda cool to toss sparks every time I hit a dip in the road...

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