HeuiTim Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Saw a sticker on a tool box in customers shop. "I'm not completely useless, I can be used as a bad example" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm not being followed". "If the solution appears simple, it is obvious you don't understand the problem". One of my personal internet faves.... how many trips to the hospital begin with "Hey, guys.... watch this...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveS Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I believe that was based on a Will Rogers quote. How about: "I make up my opinions from facts and reasoning, and not to suit any body but myself. If people don't like my opinions, it makes little difference as I don't solicit their opinions or votes." William Tecumseh Sherman For Jim: "You are remembered for the rules you break." Douglas MacArthur And I leave you with: "I rant, therefore I am." Dennis Miller Maybe this one is better for Jim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregH Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Magnet on my toolbox: "Got a complaint? Just ask for Heywood Jablowmi" From years ago, in another life: "Purple is the highest number in the alphabet." In response to a witty remark (stolen from "robot chicken" on the cartoon network): "That's hilarious! Let's hear it for 'Jokey McShut the fuck up!'" And, from one of you cats on this board: "We were all over it like a Hindu on chicken!" I'm still trying to figure out what that means! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwayneGorniak Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of SHIT! Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma! A couple of bumper stickers my wife had: I wonder if you would drive any better if your cell phone was shoved up your ASS! Keep Honking Asshole, I'm reloading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shlep Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 My all time favorites - 1) My trucks lug nuts require more torque then your ricer can make. 2) It's not that I'm old, your music really does suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchan68 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 One of my favourites, is when someone directs the comment to you: "Hey, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!" You reply: "Hey, if it wasn't for assholes like us, SHIT like YOU wouldn't be alive!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I think some of the stuff you guys put in your signatures is pretty funny. I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotomy.. Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) . For Sale 1 Ford Diesel Certification, real cheap. Darn it, if I only paid attention on career day. TOO LATE NOW!. If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.. I started this career with nothing, and I still have most of it left . My member status is "Junior"; that's demoralizing /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif (How does Keith know?) . When I was young I knew everything; but by now, I've forgotten more than I will ever know. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 A variation on one of Shleps..... "I may not know music, but I know shit when I hear it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I heard of a bumper sticker on an Expedition out West somewheres that read: "honk if you see my spark plugs fall out" Humerous in a techy way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 How about, Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony302600 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 My favorite bumper sticker... "keep honking, i'm reloading!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff_E Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 The tranny tech I used to work next to had a sticker on his box... "If it doesn't fit, FORCE IT. If it breaks, then it needed to be replaced anyway." He lived by this motto actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekanik Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 My favorite bumper stickers: " Driver carries no cash. Has two daughters. " That one applies to me. " Welcome to America. Now speak english. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 " Driver carries no cash. Has two daughters." Are you telling me I'm screwed? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crybaby2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekanik Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Keith, If you look really close at my avatar you can probably see two empty pockets hanging out of my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustedKnucklez Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 "If I want any lip from you, I'll get if off my zipper!" "I'd rather push my Harley than ride a Honda" "Take me drunk, I'm home!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BustedKnucklez Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I saw a T-shirt that said "Made in America, With Mexican Parts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Quote: Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I saw a T-shirt that said "Made in America, With Mexican Parts" Reminds me of a hat I just seen, "Taylor Ford" on the edge of the bill it says "Buy a Ford Made in America" On the side of the hat has a U.S. flag underneath of the flag has the label "MADE IN CHINA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared_bortel Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'm a young one at 22 years old but there's a guy in his 40's that I socialize with. He tends to catch me with wandering eyes at the bar or elsewhere and reminds me "Remember, no matter how good she looks or how sweet she is somebody, somewhere, is tired of her shit." Or for those of you who have had the pleasure of S. Fl in July "It's hotter than two mice mice #@$%ing in a wool sock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I'll lay claim to the Hindu on a chicken remark. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif "I live in my own little world, but it's ok - everyone knows me here." "Ahh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us once again!" "Did I just hear a toilet flush?" While pushing trucks inside: "POWERED BY YOU!" "I quit drinking, they invented a funnel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastendpowerstroke Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 “People are more opposed to fur than leather because is it easier to harass rich women than biker gangs.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekanik Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 "Remember, no matter how good she looks or how sweet she is somebody, somewhere, is tired of her shit." This is the most intelligent thing I have read today. Very wise advice from a 22 year old. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbup.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Quote: If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place. Need to add to this one: The answer is....6.0 OR MAYBE 6.4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 "I eat aluminum,steel and plastic and shit out a 6.0" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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