Jim Warman Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I've said it before - I'll say it again ..... nunc est bibendum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I hate it when he does that. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8WA Sman Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 I've said it before - I'll say it again ..... nunc est bibendumAre you referring to the Michelin Man? Just kidding. I hope you are having a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordtech Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 It's hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire. (Try repeating that 5x!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmantech Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That's Slicker than Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordtech Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That's Slicker than Shit And that's slicker than snot on a door knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Slicker than puppy shit on a linoleum floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchan68 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 My high school automotive shop teacher's saying "drier than a nun's fart" was one I thought to be on the cruder end of the spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmantech Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Drier than a popcorn fart. I didn't want to go there but since Mike did.... In response to "Your a smartass" Well that's better than being a dumbass. (Sometimes followed by a punch always followed by a beer or two.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mchan68 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Someone says to me, "Hey, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I fart". My immediate reply would be, "If wasn't for assholes like me, shit like you wouldn't be alive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ski_doo62 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 When I die bury me in my truck because it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of. Never dip your pen in the company ink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordtech Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "The best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing, the worst thing you can do is nothing." - Theodore Roosevelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordtech Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I've been a Ford guy for decades and I have heard all the wise cracks but I can't believe I have never heard this one 'til the other day: "Did you hear Ford is coming out with tailgate warmers for next years pickups? It's so your hands wont get cold when you're pushin' 'er off the road" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I've been using that one in class for over a decade. Did you know Jesus was a Ford man? He walked everywhere he went. I'm down in the Bible belt right now and that one always gets them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Dodge has a puppy program. Every time you buy a new dodge truck you get a puppy. That way you never have to walk home alone again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Sometimes we cross the line so far and above we never remember ever seeing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddieseldoctor Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." That's an old Snap-on saying. My dad has that sticker on his box from the 80's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe." They actually Tweeted that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Now that is a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddieseldoctor Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 It’s hard to soar with eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddieseldoctor Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Some people should have their tools taken away and their fingers broken. You don’t wanna be one of those people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmorris Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Just because you can... Ram Pickup Driver Pulled Over while Towing an Unsecured Mobile Home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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