deezul Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I love this quote/saying from Trailer Park Boys: "We can get 2 birds stoned at once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmorris Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Don't ask to borrow my tools and I won't ask to bang your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 All complaints should be directed at your closest solid wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Take a shot in the dark. That's a shot in the arm.... That's shot to shit.... He's a real hot shot. I'll take a shot at it. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmorris Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Take a shot in the dark. That's a shot in the arm.... That's shot to shit.... He's a real hot shot. I'll take a shot at it. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Are you quoting your friend Jim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 If I'd known grandchildren were this much fun... I'd have had them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 The past is history. The future is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 He wouldn't/couldn't say shit if he had a mouth full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Every time they make something more idiot-proof - God makes a better idiot. Thank you Jim Warman. On edit: The more I think about this the more I laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Clyde Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It has been snowing hard now for 5 days. My wife just stares through the window. If it doesn't stop pretty soon, I'll have to let her in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It has been snowing hard now for 5 days. My wife just stares through the window. If it doesn't stop pretty soon, I'll have to let her in. That's frigging HILARIOUS! I choked on my pop as I read it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 One great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Experience can be a difficult teacher, you usually get the lesson first and the instruction afterwords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitsuguya Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Guy I used to work with always said this. A good cross thread is better then any loctite ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 "then" and "than"... what can I say? In the famous quotes department.... I once had a tech tell me he "almost had it tight.... and then it cross threaded itself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 There is room for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Scroll up six posts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Used at an appropriate moment, I kind of like "Let's get the fuck outta Dodge...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 please press one for english...press two to hang up till you do learn english... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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