Keith Browning Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 NOW I Have Seen EVERYTHING! I have seen people do many things while driving. Eating, smoking, drinking, doing drugs, applying make-up, reading, texting, shaving, talking on the phone and of course, picking their nose... am sure the list can grow if I sit and ponder this a while. Mind you these are all things that we can SEE happening. Think about that for a minute. This evening while driving home I was followed by a blue Dodge Caravan for some time along a long windy two lane road leaving Morristown. I come to an intersection where the traffic is controlled by a stop sign and traffic backs up so there is a bout 10 minutes of braking and creeping along. Naturally this is when we start surveying the landscape and the asshole in the car behind us. Remember, I am in New Jersey so everyone on the road (except me) is an asshole. Right Bruce? So I am watching this lady in the caravan for a moment when she looks down, picks up her shirt and pulls out a fucking BREAST PUMP! Imagine that. Milking herself while driving home from work. I watched her unscrew the top with the cone and gently tap the drips of milk into the bottle then place a cap on the bottle then place the cone into a plastic Zip-Lock. I could see the vacuum line too. Guess what? The other breast was loaded too. I got to watch the same scene play out a second time. She followed me on the next road and pulled of into a daycare center. Who would have thought? Fast food for infants! Somebody toss me a damn Oreo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 She was just wondering who the guy in the car in front of her with the eyes bugging out of his head staring at her jugs was (i thought there was a better eyes bugging out guy than this, but this will have to do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 You didn't offer to help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Just for the record the lactating lady did not expose herself. If my tongue was out it was because my jaw dropped as I was simply dumbfounded by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STROKER_T Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Wow,that's good stuff Kieth... I was in Charlotte one morning on the way to a Ford class,I watched a lady in a mini-van reading a newspaper AND eating a bowl of cereal on I-85,a fast moving 8-lane highway!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I guess you could have told her to "MOOOOve off of the road to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregH Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 ohhh, larry... that was horrible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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