Jim Warman Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 SMART ASS: Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them, they've been around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Printed for the cork-board at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbriggs Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 It was neering our anniversary and my wife was hinting that she wanted something shiny and new that went from 0 to 200 in under 3 seconds, so i bought her a scale.... thats how the fight started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 My wife asked me what was on tv, I replied "Dust!" And that's how the fight started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoWilimek Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 A country hick got pulled over by a cop for speeding on a deserted country road. As the cop was writing out the ticket he kept swatting at the flies buzzing around him. The hick said they were "circle flies". When the cop asked why the were called that, the hick replied that was because they liked to circle around horse's assholes. The cop asked the hick if he was calling him an asshole. The hick replied, "no, I would never insult a member of the police force, I was brought up better than that. However, them flies are never wrong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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