Keith Browning Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I have been growing my hair, it's getting kinda long at this point. I pulled into a gas station this morning and an older Indian man walks up to my window and says: "good morning Madam." (Yes, here in NJ it is illegal to pump your own fuel) Yesterday My FSE was here and since he has always known me to have crew cuts thinks my hair is funny as shit. Now my hair gets caught in my creeper's wheels. Maybe I should just grow up and shave my head already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 If you tell us your getting manicures, You will definitely be under suspicion........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Creeper hair is the exact reason I do not have long hair anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Ditto. I "used" to have a ponytail, now I have a marine flattop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Meanwrench Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Creeper hair sucks....Complete buzz cut every 2 weeks for me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekanik Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 (Yes, here in NJ it is illegal to pump your own fuel) That's a weird law. I guess people in New Jersey don't pump gas, they pump their fists. Maybe I just watch too much Jersey Shore. Me, I like the clean cut look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Keith Browning (Yes, here in NJ it is illegal to pump your own fuel) That's a weird law. That's because people in NJ are too stupid to pump their own gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 We're gonna go there eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brad Clayton Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 The fuckin guys you pay to pump it ain't too bright either. Of course there is a wicked language barrier to deal with also. I speak proper Southern English by the way! I was down a the lower end of New Jersey at the Phillie training center getting my CVT cert and told the guy to fill it up. I ended up with 1/2 tank of gas in my Explorer and could not convince this potatoe head it wasn't full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Oh, and.....get a haircut, hippie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Hey Dan Quayle... you misspelled POTATO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Clayton Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Thats how its spelled in the South, bud. Slim can you back me up on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekanik Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Hey Dan Quayle... you misspelled POTATO... I was seriosly thinking the EXACT same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Thats how its spelled in the South, bud. Slim can you back me up on this? <<crickets>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabfoes87 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Cant we just compromise and say "spud"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 They call him "TATER SALAD"!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 'Taters. http://ffried.ytmnd.com/ LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 There's these two fellers... Standin on a bridge... Goin to t'batrhoom... One feller says that the water's cold... Other feller says the water's deep... Mmmhmm. I believe the one feller come from Arkansas... Git it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Ron White...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 What about when the front subframe rots out and/or the strut/radius rod pulls out of the frame? Oh shit, shoulda kept my mouth shut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastendpowerstroke Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Creeper hair is the exact reason I do not have long hair anymore.DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ever notice the thing about creepers is that when you change direction the wheels twist it doesn't care if your hairs caught in the wheel. .......yeah good times....... I guess it was around 1991 when I made the cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Them things really don't have much of a conscience at all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 So Keith did you donate your Golden Locks?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 Them locks be silver and I haven't decided to cut them off yet. Once gone they are gone for good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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