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Happy New Year Folks And Goodbye To A Great 2012!

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DwayneGorniak

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Hopefully 2013 will bring us all as much entertainment as 2012 has! And with society getting stupider every year, I think we will see even better entertainment in 2013. Here is 2012's Ultimate Fails Compilation from Youtube:

 

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The two over-riding questions in the world today.... One is "what the fuck did you think was going to happen".

 

And my personal favourite - "How many trips to the emergency room begin with "Hey guys, watch this"?".

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Happy New Year to you too! Posted Image

 

 

 

I predict that I will be wishing the year was over by Jan 3rd.

 

2013 is the Chinese year 4711... the year of the snake (interesting to note that my loving bride was also born in the year of the snake - 1953 - and I come to the shuddering realization that I've been boinking an old lady - somebodies Gramma, no less). It's a good thing that the Mayans didn't have a consulate or embassy in Beijing or it could have been the year of the..... ummmm - nothing, I guess.

 

If you're Jewish, it will be 5773/5774 depending on what month.

 

If you're a Scientologist, its been well over 75 million years since Xenu sent all those billions of people to Teegeeack and blowed 'em up (blowed 'em up, real good). Teegeeack is, for the record, earth.

 

Tomorrow is nothing more than a day not yet experienced. Even the worst of days is a new and exciting day. Even though I have my own concerns, problems and cares, tomorrow is still a wonderful and new opportunity.

 

May all of your days be filled with good things.

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